Shot through the heart / and you’re to blame / you give love a bad name.
this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire tumblr experience
instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears
I like your style, kid.
Halloween is soon I need to think of a good costume along these lines
bisexuals everywhere quietly rejoice
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever